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makemedum: I had a couple requests to label myself a drunk whore and this is the best i could do b/c yea writing is hard even when im sober. Now im drunking vodka and finishing another joint! Getting dummer by the minute. “Dumb Drunk Whore."Â
makemedum: lots of asks since forever to stick a wine or beer bottle up my juicy snatch and im still sober enouff to try it! so here ya go! check out all the cunt slime i collected in the neck of my bottle by just shoving it in there for a few minutes!
gingahhh: teenpsychopath: im drunk and my birthday is tomorrow send nudes i’m sober and my unbirthday is tomorrow send nudes
Gdjdkdksnwnbdrjkggk gahhh so im really lit with my mom and just not sober and my dad called to me be like “Hey call this food place and order food”…And I have anxiety already about that and being not in the right mind I was like didnfkd oh
when I was 25 I would wake up and be super excited cause the day was full of adventure and synthetic and natural drugs. years later im just sober and vaguely depressed.
i have a healthy level of respect for people who do karaoke. esoecially when they seem reasonably sober while im 5 bourbon and bitters into being conpletely shitfaced. i thnk when ppl see you drink alone they have to say somethjng?
Im doing a load of laundry with my new stuff in it and cooking dinner then show er ring and then relaxing a bit before passing out. A sober 853 is a very unhappy 853. I’m happiest when I’m numb. Like right now.
rabbidrabit: its-kicking-in: stasimob: your-smoking-neighbor: bluntafterblunts: drugsrus: assholeshavefeelings: WHOADUDE this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0 this is how everything looks on acid, i swear That
destinigga: kimberslay: me when im sober at the function and all my friends are turnt kim really does not know what to do with herself
fire-onthe-mountain: rabbidrabit: its-kicking-in: stasimob: your-smoking-neighbor: bluntafterblunts: drugsrus: assholeshavefeelings: WHOADUDE this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0 this is how everything looks on
makemedum: I had a couple requests to label myself a drunk whore and this is the best i could do b/c yea writing is hard even when im sober. Now im drunking vodka and finishing another joint! Getting dummer by the minute.
scarecrowomen:emi1y:we need more spaces for horny people who are sober thats why im opening a slutty gay cafe. its even more sexual than gay bars and also we will serve paninis.panenis lol
I got paid today, and I did my chores, which means I deserve a treat, not weed reward, but perhaps a burger, the joys of being sober means I can go for a drift, i mean drive, im a law obeying citizen, in the fresh snow, woohoo, the joys, the pleasures
berandomness:I got paid today, and I did my chores, which means I deserve a treat, not weed reward, but perhaps a burger, the joys of being sober means I can go for a drift, i mean drive, im a law obeying citizen, in the fresh snow, woohoo, the joys,
After 1h and 20 minutes we finally got our room x_x im rekt and convert starts in 1h 30min and worse part im still sober @_@ #emo #emogirl #emotrap #trap #tgirl #transsexual #transgender #rawr #alternative
I was sober then i started drinking beers, then i was drunk then i had a shower (drunk) then i went out and had some sushi with some friends and now im home. (im tired as fuck)
scuzer: dubydoods: pychopath: scuzer: owls are bullshit and here’s why @dubydoods this is what an owl looks like without feathers look at it. its like it came from the labyrinth. thanks! i hate it
magicaleaf: drugsrus: assholeshavefeelings: WHOADUDE this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0 the best thing ive ever seen
shalrath: “recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up
thetimelordwithnoname: shalrath: “recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up i think that’s the whole point.
dabs-and-tabs: rabbidrabit: its-kicking-in: stasimob: your-smoking-neighbor: bluntafterblunts: drugsrus: assholeshavefeelings: WHOADUDE this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0 this is how everything looks on acid,
afakeho: ∆ sorry but im not sober and my butt looks good ∆
im ver yn ot sober and my beds ;like a lot fo fun right now
bluntafterblunts: drugsrus: assholeshavefeelings: WHOADUDE this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0 this is how everything looks on acid, i swear
tweakquinox: Now that I’m sober enough to not feel like im hurtling through the fabric of time and space, I wonder if I ended up with a sack of speed 🤔🤔🤔 or if that was just some really bomb Tina 🙄🙄🙄
